Monday, July 6
note:
the below post can be quite pissing of
but i am not targeting this at any particular people.
so please do not feel insulted.
if u have no wish of reading it through halfway through.
feel free to leave.
i am not very happy with that thing abt choir on jiarong's blog..
wait..
correction..
i am utterly pissed by that essay.
(and it doesnt help that my mom is getting on my nerves too.)
it's ok if it were a joke..
but i cant believe that there are actually some people who think that it's true.
i shall start with sops first.
in case these people havent noticed,
1. our sopranos are sounding very soft nowadays.
and u have no idea how relieved we feel when there are no notes higher than F in the song.
it's like "Thank God Ms Tham chose this song instead of sth else"
2. the bimbos are not in sopranos.
i shant say where are they,
but they are certainly not with us.
3. because some people havent been singing the soprano part before, they have no idea why we usually like to test our high notes by singing it longer than expected.
we're trying to listen how we sound like, idiot.
u think it's easy to sound nice when everyone around you sounds horrible because they are trying to sound nice too?
the other sections have no idea because they dun have the pressure of being most easily heard, assholes.
for the altos,
all i have to say is that they are the only people who would rather wear jeans to concert.
in fact, there are probably more people in sops who'd prefer jeans than in altos.
tenors.
puhlease,
like, sopranos are not people with no taste ok.
tenors are probably the most immature people on the planet.
with the basses only lagging only a little behind.
keep it up basses, in no time at all, yall will be up there at number1 with the tenors.
and in case someone hasnt noticed,
our tenors are losers.
i mean we have like people who keep ponning cuz of some debate thing and never coming back.
what's more, he thinks it's cool.
and we also have people who would probably end up marrying the piano and keeping the weights as his second wife.
and finally we also have people who think that they are very good at basketball.
they either take long shots,
and never go in until like once in a while. it's supposed to be pro, but think it's just pure luck. i mean, if u throw the ball somewhere ard the hoop for 10times, there's bound to be 1 time when u get in. and when u get in the second time in a row, then u're just plain lag. cuz the feeling is still in ur arms.. so apparently being lag is one of the good things to have while playing basketbal la. hmm, i shall remember that.
either that or dribble like they are pros.
i mean cmon, in the end they lose the ball.
how humiliating is that?
and i cant believe how that essay made basses sound like angels.
they are the most devilish of them all in my opinion.
but it is a known fact that they have the most slack part of all..
i mean it's so slack that even they have to admit themselves.
and i know that basses actually have the manliest voices just because it's low.
but it doesnt mean that they are man too!
please, more hair doesnt mean more man.
in this case, shouldnt more hair on the head mean more man too?
then what would happen to the girls?
anw, dun mind me,
but i think that the basses are the most egoistic among all the 4 sections.
all the pride that has built up in them for so many years are turning them into jerks.
well i mean usually mstham doesnt do anything to the basses because they are usually right.
but i mean cmon..
u'll have to be a bigger idiot than mr.bean to not sing the bass part properly..
hang on..
i think even mr.bean knows how to sing the bass part.
well at least this tells us the IQ level of the basses.
i am not saying that basses are useless.
we still need them to do their boom and chk and whatever bass parts.
but can u just not take it for granted and get ur notes right?
we can almost count like how many times the conductor asks the girls to sit and sets the guy's notes right.
u are already slacking off the technique and even the notes are problematic?
i mean there are times when even the tenor parts are more difficult!!
wow.
i seriously feel so much better.
laughed at 10:24:00 PM