Monday, November 26

Sometimes I do really really stupid things.

Really don’t know what I’m thinking when I do these stupid things. It’s like my brain aint functioning right. Like when go to bathe in hall, I can go back and forth the toilet a few times. So the first time I leave my room, “ohyahor! Forgot to take towel!” then I go back and grab it. Then when I reach the toilet door, I want to open it and then “ohyahor! Hall key forgot to take!” and then there was this once after all the above happens, I go into the cubicle and take off all my clothes and then “ohdangit my soaps!!!” stupid right. My poor roomie that has to put up with such shit. How can someone be so stupid?! Yeah that’s me.

And then the other day I was bathing in the afternoon, and took my usual awkward spot at the corner of the cubicle waiting for the water heater to activate and pour some hot water out. I stand there for godknows how long (ok maybe not that long cos u know when u are awkward time moves slower. It’s like being in the lift with that neighbour u always see but don’t know. You’ve chosen the spot to look at the numbers that the lift is moving and he has chosen to look at the floor but then both of u stay damn high up and the mutual awkwardness increases. Then both of you are thinking: OMG FASTER MOVE IT YOU DAMN THING! But you are counting ur blessings because at least u are looking at moving numbers and he is looking at the floor waiting to hear the ding of the dong. And both of u refuse to take out ur phones because #1 it has happened before in the same situation and #2 u’re both too cool for that) but there is no hot water!! Then I remembered that the water heater is not on in the afternoons -.-

The other morning I was damn groggy when I woke up. Then I flipped over to my left and got the shock of my life that I almost pushed myself off the bed. Cos Patrick scared me. He has my purple hoodie on with that sick smile plastered on his face and those bright eyes that never blink. It’s extremely sadistic to look so happy early in the morning I give him that. Must be very tired huh, for him to keep smiling like that. 辛苦你了~ but as I was saying, yes I got the shock of my life. Lame. I thought that by putting Patrick at the corner of my pillow I’ll be more reassured but nahh.

And I usually put my basket of toiletries at the corner of my bed. But the other day my mum came and she did some stuffs so it ended up at the side of my bed. When I woke up and put my feet on the ground, yes, I stepped on the lever and it sprayed my shampoo all over my TripleE working. Ok not really sprayed but the gao3 gao3 green stuffs came out. So I was like: ok I need to shift this. I so moved it to a side. After my nap I woke up and I was like: ohya I have to remember not to step on my shampoo again! I shift my legs to alight at the side, but yea I forgot that I already shifted my toiletries and stepped on it again. Heng tio the same set of notes. Cant believe I actually second-guessed myself! Wtsss.